Under Appreciated: Hot Nerdy Funny Boys

You other ladies can have Brad Pitt. I lurve me some nerdy, really funny, but also hot guys. You know they were the class clowns or nerds in high school but they have grown up to be so delicious! To these men, I say "Hello Lovah!".

Dear Jimmy Fallon,

You had a lot of expectations to live up to replacing Conan O'Brien and I think you have done a fantastic job. You brought that pretty boy Justin Timberlake on your show trying to gain the ladies viewership but I tuned in for you sugar. Thank you for bringing Barry out to play. Your wife is business partners with Drew Barrymore. I like to day dream about shopping with my bff Kate Winslet and then going to Drew's for margarita's. Too much? I don't care, I think you are a cutie.

Dear Jason Segel,

I just read your Rolling Stone interview. How does it feel that Brad Pitt saw your nethers? I'm currently watching Freaks and Geeks to please the Apatow fan in me. I can't wait to see your new movie! I love "How I met your Mother". You are married to Allyson Hannigan on that show. I bet that's fun. I played the flute in high school too and I'll let you sing vampire musicals to me. Please.

Dear Seth Rogen,

You have the greatest laugh ever and I want to play with your curly hair. You lost a lot of weight for The Green Hornet movie. I make really good cupcakes so we can fatten you back up before your new found skinniness goes to your head. I have a great NC accent like Danny McBride. We would have the nerdiest little Jew-Baptist babies. I'll make some baked goods for our kids bat mitzvahs. Okay pumpkin?

Dear Michael Phelps,

Let's face it, from your neck down you are golden (8 times) but you have a nerdy lil face. I don't mind if you hit that bong, I know you're sorry. I'll let all that slide. I see in the tabloids you like Asian girls but I'll take you out to the Hibachi lunch buffet. It's only $6.45 before 5 pm.

Dear Emile Hirsch,

I know your name is pronounced "A meal" and that makes sense. You look tasty enough to put on a plate. You played the nerdy guy in The Girl Next Door and had to rock a fro and glasses in Milk but that's okay. You are so gorgeous and I'd cut up my credit cards to go Into the Wild with you anytime sweet pea.